Tori Spelling Would Never Be Mean to Jessica Alba Because She Cleans Her Kid's Ass With Alba's Butt Wipes
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Jessica Alba claimed in a recent Hot Ones interview that during a guest appearance on Beverly Hills, 90210 in 1998, she wasn’t allowed to look the show’s actual stars in the eyes. Alba even claimed she was threatened into following along after someone told her she could be thrown off the set for disobeying that peculiar rule. But Tori Spelling is horrified at this 22-year-old tidbit of gossip, and told Us Weekly that she’d never be mean to Alba, because “I wipe my child’s ass with her baby wipes every single day.”
There are ways to hand out a compliment to someone you allegedly treated poorly in the ’90s, and when trying to de-escalate the situation, there is just one, extremely crucial rule to stick to: Don’t tell them how much you love their ass wipes. It’s a rule I wish Tori Spelling would have realized sooner, before she and 90210 co-star Jennie Garth spent a few minutes on their new podcast, 90210MG, discussing Alba and the alleged no-eye-contact mandate back in 1998.