Très Chic Mary-Kate Olsen Married a French Banker and Passed Out Cigarettes at the Reception 

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Former child star and urban witch, Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy (the half-brother of Nicolas Sarkozy), a French banker nearly twenty years her senior. This sentence was already perfect, nothing less than a greying French banker for either of the Olsen twins, but it gets better. According to reports, the couple held an intimate ceremony and asked guests to turn off their cell phones.

To assuage guests from the pains of turning off their phones, the reception was decorated with “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.” Which is wonderful; so French, so chic, so Olsen twin. Johnny Depp is so jealous right now. [Page Six]

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