As you may have heard, Obama recently instructed public schools to allow transgender students to use whichever bathroom aligns with their gender identity. Republicans—for whom bathroom activities are evidently paramount—will not stand for this, because they are nothing if not valiant protectors of women, and also because they don’t seem to understand what “transgender” means.
Texas politicians, of course, are particularly up in arms about the directive, because this truly hits their g-spot of “things that would be good for minorities” and “things that should not be a big deal at all for anyone else.”