WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK THEN? By Mark Shrayber | August 25, 2014 | 9:36pm In Depth Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! Allen: did you need anything from Target? Me: food. I am hungry. I had a cookie today. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court Allen: well, no, not food. Allen: anything else? Me: Yes. Video games Allen: so i guess nothing More from JezebelHow Swedish Soccer Fans Are Changing the Face of HooliganismWelp, Now We Know Why Sydney Sweeney Was at the Bezos WeddingIn Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: