Your Cat Is a Ruthless Killer Plotting Your Destruction
LatestIt’s true! Science, that most unimpeachable and magical of intellectual disciplines, says so, and a new book from British anthrozoologist John Bradshaw called Cat Sense explains precisely why dogs make better pets than cats: dogs actually get people, whereas cats, for all their purring and biscuit-making, don’t give a fuck about people. They’re cold, calculating predators with visions of offal and bloody meat bits dancing through their heads.
Bradshaw, on the promotional circuit for his new book, told NBC News that people like cats for their characteristic aloofness and inscrutability. That’s why they make such great internet videos. Ooooo, what is that cat thinking as it crawls into that Hewlett Packard box? I bet that cat is trying to type on the keyboard because it thinks it’s people! Wrong. Cats aren’t thinking about anything but meat, which is what makes them so hard to read; we’ve plopped them into environments for which they are ill-suited, i.e. environments without prey.