In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, Michaele Salahi tries to say she left the State Dinner because she didn’t like the food, Kathie Lee Gifford gets sexually scary with Andy Cohen, and a scarecrow outrages a community.
1.) The Lentil Soup Defense
On the second installment of the Real Housewives of D.C. Reunion, the Salahis were asked why—if they were invited to the State Dinner—didn’t they stay for the meal. Michaele said it was because of the lentil soup. But then when she saw the reaction that bullshit received, she changed her story. I wish she ran with it.
2.) Neighbors find local man’s scarecrow not scary and not funny.
However the man who owns the scarecrow doesn’t condone the scarecrow’s actions.
3.) Tyler Perry’s first time.
I don’t know what to be more grossed out by—a woman molesting a little boy or sticking a dirty house key up one’s vagina.
4.) Joan Rivers and Dennis Basso on QVC.
Watching two hours of these people talking about their upper-arm fat and sequined scarves was weirdly memorizing.