It’s a well known fact that sex mixed with celebrity is an extremely powerful combination-and that any celebrity (or almost celebrity) who properly wields the power of sex appeal can rocket themselves to new heights of stardom. Unfortunately, most of the time that seems to translate into something like posing for Playboy (yawn) or making a terrible sex tape (double yawn). Well, we won’t stand for it any longer. Celebrities, you need to start channeling your sexiness into projects that are actually worth your (or at least our) time. Not sure how to do it? Never fear: we’ve got plenty of ideas. [Fleshbot NSFW]