There was a time when we all took Facebook very, very seriously. When you would write “Where are you?!? Lunch @ 1??” on a friend’s wall. When you would post a status update just to remind everyone about some Radiohead lyrics. Maybe some of you are still living in that time, and listen, I don’t judge you. But back in the day (5-8 years ago), when the Jezebel staff was scattered across this fine country, we still had something in common: terrible Facebook album titles. I’m not totally sure why we’re all writers now.
In no particular order, here they are—featuring ellipses, inside jokes, and stupid references to our experiences studying abroad. Can you guess whose is whose?
You Just Gotta Keep Living Man, L-I-V-I-N
The time i went to college
Pictures from Guatemala…finally
I Wanna Check Out Your Components
What I Like About You, Or, You Can Keep Your Sweater On
Remember that episode of the OC…?
Call On JJ McMullens For a Bang Up Time! [Subhed]: Look at these here pictures of Halloween, see! Toot sweet!
Quasi-New Places to Wander
What Happens In Cabo…I Mean, Lagos
Operation: Futon/Winter!
Fly Like Paper
Everybody look at me cause I’m sailing on a boat… formal 2009 [Subhed]: I’m on a boat, motherfucker
Are You Cool, Man?
This is Italy
Summer=Live Music
Graduation. It Happened.
The hitchhiker’s guide to Ireland
Halloween…sort of
I’m All JAZZED! (Bonnaroo ‘08)
Freshman Year [Subhed: Kind of self explanatory…]
Da Higher Da Mountains, Da Higher Da Spirits
Ostrich Eggs Are Gigantically Humongous
Get Busy
I Found My Caaaameraaa
I hope you hate us as much as we hate us!
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