This Beyoncé Restaurant Meme (as I’ve just begun calling it) was first brought to my attention Thursday morning, and these are some of the best I’ve seen so far:
Here are a few more, written by myself and Jezebel Editor-In-Chief Emma Carmichael:
I tried to make a home out of you, but doors lead to trap doors, a stairway leads to nothing. Unknown women wander the hallways at night. Where do you go when you go quiet? You remind me of my father, a magician—able to exist in two places at once. In the tradition of men in my blood, you come home at 3 a.m. and lie to me. What are you hiding? I’ll have the lobster mac and cheese.
Quick question: do you know the names of either of these women?
Excuse me miss — do you know which Michelle Williams this program is referencing?
Please share your favorites in the comments. Or make your own! This is fun, so enjoy it.