A Rose By Any Other Name… By Katy Kelleher | March 30, 2009 | 7:40pm Latest × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! A story from The Onion uses every possible euphemism to describe a doctor’s achievements in “Lady Medicine.” It’s funny, but like all the best satire, uncomfortably familiar. [The Onion] Most Popular GOP Lawmaker Blames the Left After Florida's Abortion Ban Nearly Killed Her I Wouldn't Mess With Rachel Zegler's (Hot) Bodguard, But If He Wanted to Mess With Me... Susan Collins' Approval Rating Is in the Toilet 3 Years After 'Dobbs' More from JezebelRanking Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez's Wedding Attendees Based on How Long They'll Survive the Class WarsSo, This Is What an Aneurysm Feels LikeAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: