Last night, the annual Teen’s Choice Awards, an event meant to celebrate your gradual decline into cultural irrelevancy, took place in Los Angeles. In the #teen spirit, there were crop tops a-plenty, many bright colors and fun shoes as far as the eye could see.
Let’s have a look:
Taylor Swift showed up wearing the same outfit she wears to the gym and to hand wads of cash to Chipotle-goers and to run to the book store (you know it: matching crop top/high waisted skirt with fun ‘n colorful shoes). As usual, she looked great.
Kim Kardashian also did a very typically-her thing: unconventional leathers, by Balmain. That is two points on Kim Kardashian Outfit Bingo. These may be some of her most unconventional leathers yet!
Here’s Selena Gomez looking very classy and fancy in a Saint Laurent suit with understated hair and makeup. It’s not the most exciting look in the world, but it’s such a departure from the stuff she’s been wearing on the red carpet recently, and she pulls it off effortlessly.
Hillary Duff channeled Lizzy McGuire with this outfit that I may have worn in 2001. APPLIQUE CROP TOP + KNEE-LENGTH SKIRT.
Ariana Grande wore a simple white Georges Chakra minidress. Her hair looks like a beautiful amber fountain cascading down in front of the Candies-emblazoned Teen Wall.
Kylie Jenner, teen, wore that style of skirt that the kids are all going crazy for these days. It’s by Sass & Bide, and it looks a bit like a detail from a Klimt painting.
Kendall Jenner went as a business-casual sexy mummy, I guess. Her garment is by Oriett Domenench. I am haunted by the sheer side-panels.
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