All of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes Are Costing Us Billions
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It’s almost Halloween! Time to spend all the money we earned in October to get half-naked and binge on shitty candy. Seems reasonable, I’m into it. And so is half the United States, apparently. According to the Washington Examiner, Americans spend over $8 billion (BILLION) dollars a year on Halloween crapola. That’s a whole lotta sexxxy giraffe costumes and funsize Snickers bars, my friends.