

The Trumps are going on a family trip! To England! To meet the Queen! Even Tiffany gets to go! Poor Queen, she can’t possibly want this.
Donald Trump is set to make a state visit to the U.K. on June 3, and according to CNBC, he plans to bring all four of his adult children, not just the one he wants to fuck and the one willing to get fucked. The trip will last three days, according to Buckingham Palace, and it’ll be jam-packed with fun family activities, like a meet-and-greet with soon-to-be departing Prime Minister Theresa May, which I’m sure will be a barrel of laughs, and an official welcome with the Queen, Prince Charles, and Camilla Parker-Bowles.