Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her

By Doug Barry  |  January 1, 2014 | 4:30pm
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Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a fucking human inside of her body for nine whole months. Mohr and Milano were both at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards, and, after Mohr was through giving Danica Patrick shit, he had enough douche energy reserves left to make some callous observations about Milano. “She was one of the presenters,” Mohr said. “She’s very tiny, in height…It seems like she had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a shit’…I read it on her gut.”

That’s a pretty craptastic thing to say to someone, but Milano managed to handle the incident with the aplomb of someone who has better things to do (like take care of a new kid) than comment on a person’s weight. On Christmas day, Milano tweeted this:

Wow. Jay Mohr’s wife is probably super-embarrassed right now. [NYDN]

  • And a happy New Year to you, party people. Two entirely credible sources have claimed that Miley Cyrus is so out of control… [How out of control is she?] Miley Cyrus is so out of control that she’s hooking up with women. [Crickets] [Perplexity] That’s according to an incisive report from Life & Style, which somehow tries to insinuate in a concern-trollish way that sexual experimentation is just the latest in a long roller coaster ascent of vices culminating with Miley Cyrus getting rejected for work as a backup dancer in the video for Vanilla Ice‘s comeback single, the rap-Irish folk music hybrid “Ice Ice, Rosie O’Grady.” [Life & Style]
  • Miley Cyrus appeared at Dick Clark’s Rockin New Year’s Eve 2014 with the famous replicant Ryan Seacrest and a small troupe of FEMALE dancers. Now are you convinced?? [Just Jared]
  • Television execs want to torment you by bringing back Bethenny Frankel‘s eponymous talk show, probably because of some really vile shit you did in a previous life. As an orca. That ate baby seals. [NYDN]
  • Jonah Hill wants to direct…someday…over the rainbow. [Forbes]
  • This is the six-month-old palm of North West clutching Kim Kardashian‘s palm-sized engagement ring. [Instagram]
  • Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff reunited on stage for a New Year’s Eve concert in Dubai. James Avery showed up halfway through the performance, hoisted Jazzy Jeff up by the seat of his pants, and hurled him offstage. [The National]
  • If you stop Norman Reedus on the street and shout, “I LOVE YOU, DARYL!” he’ll probably smile and say, “I love you too, [Your Actual Name]. That’s how fan-friendly he is. [Wet Paint]
  • So, maybe Dwayne Wade wasn’t on a break with Gabrielle Union when he fathered a child with another woman? The mystery must be solved. [TMZ]
  • Joseph Ruskin, a character actor most remembered for his role in Prizzi’s Honor has died at the age of 89. [AP via Yahoo!]
  • That’s Dame Angela Lansbury to you, commoner. [Daily Beast]
  • This baby is demonstrating the only appropriate reaction you can have right after Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg tongue-jack each other’s talking holes right next to you:

Images via AP

 
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