Sigh. Amanda Bynes’ repeated insistence on only using her (technically crappy; see above) Twitter selfies comes from a dark place, it looks like. I know: You’re totally shocked.
While
Kristen Stewart is allegedly embracing a new “fun, lighthearted” attitude for the sake of her relationship with
Robert Pattinson, she may revert back to Level 5 mopedom after R-Patz’s softcore Dior commercials hit the air, says a source who is almost certainly neither animal nor mineral. (I choose to believe that all sources are bored ghosts.)
K-Stew will be “livid,” says the ghost, when she sees Rob shirtless and simulating a foursome with a bunch of models. Later, it continues, “Rob and [a model] are in a swimming pool making out and he’s seen giving her a blow back with a cigarette at one stage, too.” BREAK UP ALREADY. FUCK. [Life and Style Mag, Hollywood Life]
Gwyneth “I’m Just Like You Except For My Holistic Acupuncture Sessions With Diamond-Tipped Needles Made of Elvish Silver”
Paltrow is a “bad mutha,” according to Gwyneth Paltrow. Not, like “mother.” Just like, “mutha.” You know. The flavorful way!
Chris Martin, on the other hand, is not a bad mutha because he needs to cook to silence.
“He can’t have background music on: it has to be 100 per cent of his attention. But if he isn’t at home, I turn on the hip-hop – I’m like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.
[The Standard UK]
I feel like the ratio of how much I write about
Elton John is really disproportionate to how much you actually
care about Elton John, but anyway, tally-ho!
Blur included a song called “Elton John’s Cock” on their box-set
Blur 21 and it confused Elton John’s actual cock, says Blur’s bassist Alex James:
“I bumped into Sir Elton and he said, ‘What’s all this I hear about you and my c**k?’ I didn’t know him well enough to tell him the proper answer.”
The 43-year-old musician claimed the track was given the name because it was ”too sentimental”.
He added to the Daily Star newspaper: “We wrote this song but realised it was too sentimental. One of us muttered, ‘That’s Elton John’s cock.'”
[Contact Music]
- Paris Jackson has re-acquainted herself with her birth mom Debbie Rowe. [TMZ]
- Meanwhile, Paris’s brother Prince is dating a (literal) Kuwaiti princess. [TMZ]
- RIP, Gucci, the Lohan family maltese. [NYDN]
- Lindsay Lohan’s friend, hotel magnate Vikram Chatwal, was arrested for smuggling a smorgasbord of pills, plus heroin, ketamine and weed, in the crotch of his pants. [NYDN]
- During breaks between filming Mad Men seasons, Christina Hendricks worked as a florist for shits and giggles and the love of flowers. [My Fashion Life]
- Macklemore and the cast of Pitch Perfect will perform at this year’s MTV Awards. [MTV]
- Does Conan O’Brien have sort of a six pack?! [Us Weekly]
- Ryan Murphy’s launching a new show called Open, to be co-written with a Dexter producer: “a modern, provocative exploration of human sexuality and relationships.” [Deadline]
- Kate Middleton’s friends keep texting her baby name suggestions. (She has her own “short list.”) [Us Weekly]
- “I joke that I’ve been on a diet since 1974, and it’s basically true.” —Kim Cattrall. [Express]
- Roger Ebert’s wife Chaz says that he smiled shortly before passing away. [People]
- When One Direction hangs out during down-time, they play Boggle and watch One Day. [TVNZ]
- Apparently Mike Tyson cameos in a 50 Shades of Grey spoof in Scary Movie 5. [Page Six]
- Warren Beatty = still a flirt. Wouldn’t have it any other way. [Page Six]
- Lil Wayne stepped out for the first time since his hospitalization for seizures. [People]
- Bey and Jay are celebrating their fifth anniversary in Havana with their MOMS. [People]
