Amy Winehouse Is Hospitalized, Lily Allen Is Dissed By Joan Collins, And Shia Really Loves His Mom

By Hortense Smith  |  May 2, 2009 | 2:30pm
CelebritiesDirt Bag
  • Amy Winehouse was hospitalized for dehydration after she “fainted after being out in the sun and without drinking water. She has been taking part in a lot of activities which also played a part.”[TheSun]
  • In a bit of good news for the singer, however, Amy has won a high-court harassment injunction that forces paparazzi to stay at least 100 meters from her home. [Guardian]
  • “I do really intellectually highbrow stuff in my downtime. I read first-edition Shakespeare. I write poetry. I’m trying to get my masters in neuroscience. That’s the kind of guy I am…man, I don’t even know what a masters is.”-Robert Pattinson[Guardian]
  • Meanwhile, Jay Leno admits that his hospitalization was for exhaustion. “That’s like a rich person’s condition. Poor people that work – they don’t get exhausted,” Leno says, “Only rich people get exhausted. It’s an embarrassing thing.” [People]
  • “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” –Shia LaBeouf[ Star]
  • Is Lauren Conrad coming back to The Hills? “She kind of realized, especially in this economy, there’s not much else out there for her,” says a source, “What else can she do that would earn as much?” Also returning to the Hills, my Laguna Beach favorite, Kristin Cavallari.[PageSix]
  • Bristol Palin is reportedly still trying to “control” her ex, Levi Johnston. “What Bristol is doing amounts to emotional blackmail,” says a source, “She no longer wants Levi in her life and is threatening to have him cut out of their newborn son Tripp’s life.” [NationalEnquirer]
  • “I get to travel and go to London and Paris, while this person sits by the computer writing mean things about me. I’d rather be the one traveling.”-Miley Cyrus on Perez Hilton. [ShowbizSpy]
  • Sadness! 120 Minutes host Matt Pinfield has checked himself into rehab. “I’ve been struggling with a dependency that I need to address,” Pinfield says, “I want to have a life, I don’t want to be a statistic . . . It’s the fight of my life, but you know what, I’m gonna win.” [PageSix]
  • Cindy Crawford‘s husband, Rande Gerber is being sued by two former employees, who claim that Gerber sexually harassed them while they worked as waitresses at the Moonstone Lounge, a part of the Hard Rock Hotel of San Diego. Gerber’s rep denies the allegations: “These allegations were previously investigated and shown to be baseless. This lawsuit has no merit.” [E!]
  • Ouch: Scarlett Johansson’s directorial debut was cut from the upcoming New York, I Love You for being “unwatchable.” [PageSix]
  • John Mayer‘s new romance is apparently over already; a rep for the singer claims that Mayer and Scheana Marie are “no longer in contact. She’s been exaggerating her interactions with him.” [E!]
  • Oh, snap! Lily Allen was rejected when she tried to give a friendly hello kiss to Joan Collins. “Omg , was just introduced to joan collins, shook her hand and went to kiss her on the cheek,” Lily wrote on her Twitter page. Apparently Joan’s response was “I don’t kiss people I don’t know.” Nobody messes with Alexis Morrell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan! [TheSun]
  • Lady Gaga has a new boyfriend, and his name is Speedy. [TheSun]
  • “The reason I am in Los Angeles is that I’m making a television show that I can be proud of. One of my principle goals in life is to avoid embarrassing my children by doing what I do. And I think I’ve just about managed that.”-Hugh Laurie [DailyMail]
  • Casey Aldrige the father of Jamie Lynn Spears‘ baby, has been released from the hospital after sustaining injuries from a car accident. [People]
  • Brigitte Bardot is speaking out against the slaughter of Egyptian pigs, a precautionary move meant to stop the potential spread of swine flu: “Taking advantage of the global hysteria over the propagation of ‘Mexican’ flu, which has nothing to do with animals, in order to launch a campaign to exterminate pigs raised by a destitute section of the population is extremely cowardly,” Bardot says. [TimesOnline]
  • A bouncer claims that Jon Gosselin is always on his best behavior when out with friends at a club: “He always has his wedding band on,” the bouncer says, “He talks about his kids all the time. He loves his family.” [People]
  • PETA has backed out of a deal with Michael Vick, as the organization believes he’s still not sorry for his crime: “Our No. 1 goal at PETA is to prevent cruelty to animals,” says PETA’s Dan Shannon, “I believe a genuine, contrite Michael Vick could convince people not to get involved in dog fighting. What we don’t believe at this point is that there is a contrite, remorseful Michael Vick. At this point, it looks like there’s zero chance.” [AdAge]
  • Kate Winslet on confronting the mean girls in her life: “I was shopping with my mum and we walked into a department store and I saw this girl behind the make-up counter who had been the ringleader of the mean girls at school. I walked up to her and said: ‘Hello, how are you?’ She said ‘Oh fine, how are you?’, a bit panicky because she remembered how much of a bitch she’d been and suddenly I was a bit well-known and she was very embarrassed. And I said:’So, working at a make-up counter, then?’ This girl was going to be a model and her dad was going to buy her a car if she grew her fingernails. I said: ‘Don’t you want to be a model or a dancer?’ She: ‘No, I’m just waiting for, um, y’know a couple of contracts to come in and am doing this for the time being’ and then she said: ‘Things good for you then?’ and I said: ‘Yeah, they are – and I want to say thanks for being such a bitch ‘cos you made me much, much stronger, so thanks a lot,’ and walked off! And I thought: ‘Yeeees! Come on!'”[DailyMail]