An Ode To Paul Rudd's Hair

long, you are

and feathered

and curling

ever so slightly

at the ends.

as whitney

would say:

it’s not

right.

but it’s

okay.

you exist

for one reason:

An

chor

man

two.

and so!

we will be patient

and wait

for you

to

go

away.

for soon

you shall be cut off!

and the Rudd

we know

and love

will return.

(at least

he ditched

the stache.)

WESTWOOD, CA – JUNE 03: Actor Paul Rudd attends the premiere of Columbia Pictures’ ‘This Is The End’ at the Regency Village Theatre on June 3, 2013 in Westwood, California. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)