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Is every antique doll haunted? No. Are they almost universally creepy? I’m so sorry to report: yes.
Creepy.
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Extremely creepy and in fact even a bit threatening.
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Look you, Santa—they’re behind you! And they are massively creepy!!!
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GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.