Andrew Lloyd Webber to Get Lifetime Achievement Tony, Not That I've Forgiven Him for Cats
LatestAs a child, I was routinely terrorized by the singing felines in Cats. Not from the musical, mind you, but in the commercials for the musical, which aired nonstop on PBS and filled my dreams with images of lithe, scary humans with long claws and tenor ranges. Now their creator, and therefore my tormentor, is getting a lifetime achievement award. FINE.