Angela Merkel Owes Trump 'One Trillion Dollars,' According to Trump

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

• German Chancellor Angela Merkel owes Donald Trump “one trillion dollars” over NATO defense costs, according to Donald Trump. Seems like their first meeting went really well. [Talking Points Memo]
• Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner profits from healthcare organizations that service ICE detention centers. [Politico]
• Life is so hard when you work to support a wannabe-dictator! [Washington Post]
• EPA employees cheered when Scott Pruitt resigned. [Washington Post]
• Nancy Pelosi is (pro) LGBTQ. [Rolling Stone]
• Donald Trump’s longtime former personal driver is suing him for 3,000 hours of backpay. The stories this guy could probably tell…! [Politico]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

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