Talking Animals are Now on the Same Shitlist as Chris Pratt
Per a new study, successful movies are more likely to feature a “Chris” or a talking animal than a woman over 60.
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Checking In on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner’s New Romance
Not a particularly bold prediction but I’ve got a feeling this is going to be the buzziest couple of the summer.
I Tried Dunkin’s New ‘Dirty Pepsi’ And I Can’t Stop Shaking and Slamming My Head Against the Wall
Milky sodas and fiber refreshers have made me go into psychosis. Please help me.
Comment of the Week: ‘If Only the White House Beehive had a Large Enough Ballroom…’
Everyone should be nothing short of abuzz on this gorgeous Sunday, as we slump into the humid pre-summer glory that is Memorial Day Weekend—a holiday meant for barbecues, crowded beaches, and sweaty cans of seltzer. But! Don’t get too buzzy! You might be mistaken for one of the hordes of angry bees that descended on … Comment of the Week: ‘If Only the White House Beehive had a Large Enough Ballroom…’
Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic Boilermaker
We’ve wasted more money and lives than you can imagine in the last few months in Iran, so only a beer and a shot will do this Memorial Day.