Everything That Came Out of My Roommate’s Sinus Rinse
Google says he should seek medical attention immediately, but then again, Google always says that. It’s probably fine, right?
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Who is Going to Tell Trump He Caused a Diet Coke Shortage?
The gas prices soaring through the roof is one thing, but no Diet Coke? That’s grounds for rebellion. What do we look like, some Diet Pepsi drinkers?
Being “Pro-Transgender” Now Makes You a Terrorist, According to Trump Administration
The admin’s plan says it will “neutralize” and “cripple” what it calls “radically pro-transgender” groups. Congrats, you’re a terrorist.
Putting His Name on Chuck Schumer’s UFO Homework Won’t Save Trump’s Failing Presidency
Nothing is ever straightforward in this realm, but if there is any clear takeaway from today’s document dump, it’s that there isn’t anything remotely compelling enough in it to distract people from $5/gallon gas or the rest of the raging tire fire that is Trump’s widely despised failure of a presidency.
Surprise! Two Most Powerful Men in America Can’t Stop Being Awful to Women
Trump and JD Vance really did their worst this week.