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latest While the Windsors Investigate Meghan Markle's Rudeness, Perhaps They Could Look Into Prince Andrew's Alleged Pedophilia
By Emily Alford March 3, 2021 | 8:25pm
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latest Let the Journalist Who Hasn't Interviewed a Fake Cory Booker On Air Cast the First Stone
By Emily Alford March 2, 2021 | 10:30pm
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in-depth > in-depth-in-depth Declassifying the Mystery of How Special Agent Dana Scully Looked So Good in Those Giant Suits
By Emily Alford February 26, 2021 | 9:25pm
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entertainment Sarah McLachlan's Surfacing: A Blueprint for Navigating Millennial Girlhood
By Emily Alford February 26, 2021 | 7:20pm
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latest Australian Pickup Artist Birds Allegedly Resorting to Gaslighting for Hookups
By Emily Alford February 25, 2021 | 9:10pm
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latest Canadians Are Rightly (and Politely) Outraged Over Their Crappy Pandemic Butter
By Emily Alford February 25, 2021 | 2:00pm
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politics > news-politics Utah State Senator Will Not Be Bullied By Constituents Into Reading the Bill He Sponsored
By Emily Alford February 25, 2021 | 3:00am
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latest Congratulations to America, Which Is Now Gayer Than Ever
By Emily Alford February 25, 2021 | 2:00am
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latest Contrary to Gwyneth Paltrow's Resounding Endorsement, Covid-19 Cannot Be Treated With Kombucha
By Emily Alford February 25, 2021 | 1:00am
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in-depth > in-depth-in-depth Amy Fisher and the 1990s Invention of the Criminal Lolita
By Emily Alford February 24, 2021 | 9:00pm
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politics Capitol Cops Blame Pentagon for the Insurrection, In What Will Surely Be a Yearslong Beef
By Emily Alford February 23, 2021 | 10:30pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment Your Childhood Crush Gillian Anderson Is All Set to Play Your Women's Studies Class Crush Eleanor Roosevelt
By Emily Alford February 22, 2021 | 8:40pm
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entertainment > tv-entertainment RuPaul's Drag Race Needs to Stop Relying On Those Musical Numbers
By Emily Alford February 22, 2021 | 6:30pm
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latest Work Sucks, But Make Sure the Zoom Call Is Private Before Saying How Much It Sucks
By Emily Alford February 19, 2021 | 9:20pm
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latest These Fancy English Manor Moths Have No Idea Their Murders Are Imminent
By Emily Alford February 18, 2021 | 2:00pm
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latest It's Possible that the U.S. Soccer Federation Promoted a Man So No One Would Notice How Much Less They Paid a Woman With the Same Job
By Emily Alford February 18, 2021 | 2:00am
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politics > justice South Carolina Lawmakers Simply Chuffed About Making Their State Theoretically Worse for Women
By Emily Alford February 18, 2021 | 1:00am
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politics Good Riddance
By Emily Alford February 17, 2021 | 6:16pm
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politics Amy Cooper Is Having a Lovely Mardi Gras
By Emily Alford February 16, 2021 | 10:35pm
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latest Like Most Women in Their Late 30s, Britney Spears Has Received a Halfhearted Apology From Her Terrible High School Boyfriend
By Emily Alford February 12, 2021 | 6:30pm
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latest Anna Sorokin Is Out of Prison and Should Consider Getting Back Into Grifting
By Emily Alford February 11, 2021 | 10:00pm