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• splinter How Democrats Can Drive a Wedge in the Republican Party By Jacob Weindling December 27, 2024 | 12:45pm
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• splinter The Hater’s Guide to the College Football Playoffs By Jacob Weindling December 20, 2024 | 5:00pm
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