• splinter What the Fuck Deion? By Jacob Weindling May 2, 2024 | 11:45am
• splinter The Acceptable Kind of Antisemitism By Jacob Weindling May 1, 2024 | 2:15pm
• splinter Donald Trump Kinda Sorta Laid Out His Second-Term Agenda By Jacob Weindling April 30, 2024 | 2:05pm
• splinter Hey Idiots: College Protesters are Mad at Mass Murder in Gaza, Not at Not Having Sex By Jacob Weindling April 29, 2024 | 3:05pm
• splinter Remembering a Play: Boston Has the Toronto Maple Leafs Trapped in Hell By Jacob Weindling April 26, 2024 | 2:13pm
• splinter Shitcoins Are Worse Than Ever Now By Jacob Weindling April 26, 2024 | 9:45am
• splinter Political Pundit Nate Silver Has Bad Ideas About College Protests By Jacob Weindling April 25, 2024 | 1:05pm
• splinter Serial Liar Elon Musk Promises “More Affordable” New Models Amidst Tesla's Falling Profits By Jacob Weindling April 24, 2024 | 2:55pm
• splinter Summer Lee Proved You Can Critique Israel and Still Win Elections By Jacob Weindling April 24, 2024 | 10:50am
• splinter Heaven Is Beating the Los Angeles Lakers at the Buzzer By Jacob Weindling April 23, 2024 | 3:35pm
• splinter The Rent is Too Damn High By Jacob Weindling April 23, 2024 | 1:20pm
• splinter At Columbia University, The Stenographers Strike Back By Jacob Weindling April 22, 2024 | 2:35pm
• splinter Remembering a Play: Nikola Jokic Sombor Shuffles the Lakers into the Dustbin of History By Jacob Weindling April 19, 2024 | 3:06pm
• splinter Israel Attacks Iran Like Iran Attacked Israel By Jacob Weindling April 19, 2024 | 10:45am
• splinter No One Has Ever Looked Like They Cared Less While Saving a Game than Jake Oettinger Did By Jacob Weindling April 18, 2024 | 2:52pm
• splinter Joe Biden’s Trump-Level Incoherence on Foreign Policy and Gaza By Jacob Weindling April 18, 2024 | 1:50pm
• splinter NBA’s Chickens Come Home to Roost as They Issue First Lifetime Ban for Gambling in 70 Years By Jacob Weindling April 17, 2024 | 2:20pm
• splinter We Should Fire the Speaker of the House Every Day By Jacob Weindling April 17, 2024 | 10:25am
• splinter Tesla, and therefore Elon Musk, Could Be in Trouble By Jacob Weindling April 16, 2024 | 2:30pm
• splinter How Much Damage to Israel Did Iran Really Want to Cause? By Jacob Weindling April 15, 2024 | 1:45pm
• splinter How to Fix Baseball’s Arm Injury Epidemic and Why It Starts With Kids By Jacob Weindling April 12, 2024 | 1:20pm