• splinter Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic Boilermaker By Jim Vorel May 24, 2026 | 9:00am
• splinter Todd Blanche Humiliated Yet Again as Judge Dismisses Criminal Charges Against Kilmar Abrego Garcia By Jim Vorel May 22, 2026 | 4:36pm
• splinter Donald Trump Will Give His Son the Greatest Gift of All: Skipping His Wedding By Jim Vorel May 22, 2026 | 2:20pm
• splinter There's No Good Way to Execute a Person By Jim Vorel May 22, 2026 | 11:30am
• health, splinter Doctors Say the Axing of USAID Has Already Cost Lives in Latest Ebola Outbreak By Jim Vorel May 21, 2026 | 3:00pm
• food, splinter Get Out of Here with Your So-Called “London Pizza” By Jim Vorel May 21, 2026 | 11:38am
• politics > justice Man Jailed 37 Days for Single Trump Meme Wins $835,000 Settlement By Jim Vorel May 20, 2026 | 4:56pm
• splinter, drinks A Shuttered MAGA Brewery Wants $50 Million from Its Haters in a Lawsuit over Hurt Feelings By Jim Vorel May 20, 2026 | 3:30pm
• splinter Virginia Is Taking Action to Keep ICE Agents Away from Polling Places Before the Midterms By Jim Vorel May 20, 2026 | 10:30am
• politics > justice, splinter Does $5.25 Million Make up for 21 Years Behind Bars for a Double Murder You Didn’t Commit? By Jim Vorel May 19, 2026 | 3:58pm
• splinter Why Is No One Talking About the ICE Agent Who Has Been a Fugitive for a Month? By Jim Vorel May 19, 2026 | 9:26am
• science, splinter A City-Killing Asteroid Will Narrowly Miss the Earth Today. We Discovered It Only a Week Ago. By Jim Vorel May 18, 2026 | 2:55pm
• politics, splinter Of Course Trump Skipped MAGA’s Christian Fest on the National Mall to Golf Instead By Jim Vorel May 18, 2026 | 11:39am
• splinter Level Out a Schizophrenic Spring with a Perfect Martini By Jim Vorel May 17, 2026 | 9:30am
• splinter Seriously, Please Stop Using AI to Plan Your Murders By Jim Vorel May 15, 2026 | 9:30am
• splinter The Congo Refused to Accept a Seriously Sick Immigrant. The U.S. Deported Her There Anyway. By Jim Vorel May 14, 2026 | 4:44pm
• politics, splinter The DOJ Is Considering Personally Handing Trump $10 Billion in Taxpayer Dollars By Jim Vorel May 14, 2026 | 2:09pm
• splinter A NYT Glitch Appears to Have Punched Kamala Harris and MTG in the Mouth By Jim Vorel May 14, 2026 | 11:34am
• splinter Robotaxis Are “Safer” than Human Drivers, but Also They Sometimes Drive Into Floods, Whoops By Jim Vorel May 13, 2026 | 4:00pm
• politics > congress, splinter MAGA Congresswoman Chooses to Mock 10-Year-Old Student for Daring to Write Her a Letter By Jim Vorel May 13, 2026 | 12:06pm
• politics, splinter Trump's Approval Rating Is Now a Full 20 Points Underwater By Jim Vorel May 12, 2026 | 3:05pm