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• in-depth The Ancient People/Future Rocks of Pompeii Had Great Teeth By Madeleine Davies October 2, 2015 | 7:00pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Jennifer Lawrence Is Not a Trump Fan, Pees in the Sink Sometimes  By Madeleine Davies October 2, 2015 | 12:00am
• latest Conspiracy Corner: The Real Avril Lavigne Is Dead. The Avril You Know Is a Body Double. By Madeleine Davies October 1, 2015 | 11:00pm
• latest HBO Swears They Didn't Write 'Genitals-to-Genitals' Consent Form, But If You're Up For It... By Madeleine Davies October 1, 2015 | 3:45pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Matt Damon Says It Was 'Painful' to Be Ben Affleck's Friend When He Was Dating J.Lo By Madeleine Davies October 1, 2015 | 12:00am
• entertainment Scream Queens Pays Homage to the Grand Movie Tradition of Dork Makeovers By Madeleine Davies September 30, 2015 | 3:25pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Katy Perry Got Groped By a Fan Who Was 'Rolling' in Rio  By Madeleine Davies September 30, 2015 | 12:00am
• latest Daniel Handler/Lemony Snicket and Lisa Brown Donated $1M to Planned Parenthood By Madeleine Davies September 29, 2015 | 7:00pm
• politics Senate to Advance Bill That Prevents Shutdown and Keeps Funding Planned Parenthood By Madeleine Davies September 29, 2015 | 4:35pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas Maybe Hooked Up and Went on a Date to Disney World? By Madeleine Davies September 29, 2015 | 12:00am
• latest Chinese Judicial Exam Asks Lawyers Whom They'd Save First in a Fire: Their Moms or Girlfriends  By Madeleine Davies September 28, 2015 | 6:30pm
• latest Pissing Contest XXL: Your 10 Best Stories of Hurting Yourselves While Having Sex By Madeleine Davies September 26, 2015 | 12:00am
• in-depth Amelia Bonow Explains How #ShoutYourAbortion 'Just Kicked the Patriarchy in the Dick' By Madeleine Davies September 25, 2015 | 8:10pm
• politics Jeb Bush Won't Try to Win Over Black Voters with 'Free Stuff' Like Welfare By Madeleine Davies September 25, 2015 | 6:30pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Selena Gomez, 23, Is an Ancient Crone By Madeleine Davies September 25, 2015 | 12:00am
• the-experts > etiquette-the-experts Etiquette Monster: Can I Fake Sick to Avoid Racism? Do I Dare Call My Boss a 'Peach'? By Madeleine Davies September 24, 2015 | 8:30pm
• latest Kenan and Kel Had a Good Burger Reunion on The Tonight Show and It's Exactly What You Ordered By Madeleine Davies September 24, 2015 | 2:40pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Who Will Save Our Souls From This News: Jewel and Sean Penn Were Once a Secret Couple By Madeleine Davies September 24, 2015 | 12:00am
• entertainment Scream Queens Is Offensive, Tasteless, and Pretty Fucking Funny By Madeleine Davies September 23, 2015 | 4:10pm