Calvin Harris's Catchy New Single Is Probably About Taylor Swift, Refers to Her as 'Two-Faced'

Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles is apparently still fake annoyed with Taylor Swift for ruining their fake perfect former relationship by possibly fake cheating on him with Tom Hiddleston for what may or may not become her next single and music video, so he wrote a song called “My Way” that characterizes a former love as a “two faced” nightmare who kept him up at night.

Below are the full lyrics, which Harris actually sings himself on the track.

Why wait to say, at least I did it my way

Lie awake, two-faced

But in my heart I understand

I made my move and it was all about you

Now I feel so far removed

Wiles then reveals that this person (Swift) was the one thing in his way by singing:

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

He continues:

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

Which he follows with:

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

You were the one thing in my way

I wonder if they still text.

[E! Online]

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Sharon Stone died! But don’t worry (were you worried?), because she came back to life! Or at least that’s how she explained it to the best magazine in the world, Closer, in this week’s perfectly titled cover story “I Died & Came Back To Life.”

Stone claims she died “after suffering from a subarachnoid brain hemorrhage” in 2001. She says:

“I started to see and be met by some of my friends … people who were very, very dear to me [who had died]. I had a real journey with this that took me to places both here and beyond. But it was very fast — whoosh! Suddenly, I was back. I was back in my body.”

That’s kind of how I always imagined dying and then coming back to life; first you’re like, whoa, and then it’s like, whoosh!

[Page Six]

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Kim got a spray tan at midnight last night. I know this because she Snapped a video of herself saying, “Nothing like a midnight spray tan, you guys. Tanorexic.”

Look at her.

[Instagram/Snapchat]

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• Matt Lauer’s bosses are privately fuming about him while publicly saying things like, “No no no, his interviews with Donald and Hillary were fine!” [Page Six]
• Every time I see Nick Cannon and Chilli together I want to to pass Chilli a note that says, “RUN.” [Just Jared]
• A housesitter died in Norm MacDonald’s home, probably from an overdose. [TMZ]
• Rob Kardashian: “I’m not happy with anything I do.” [E! Online]
• Send me a Sandra Lee biopic yesterday. [Page Six]
 
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