On this atypically warm autumn evening, I’d like us all to play a terrible game I just made up called “Can You Guess What’s Going On Here?” The rules, if you can even call them that, are simple: I’m going to show you an extreme close-up of a photo, and slowly zoom out until you’re able to guess what’s going on here.
Ready? Too bad.
1. Can you guess what’s going on here?
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10. Can you guess what’s going on here?
If you answered, “This is obviously the one and only Jessica Chastain proudly showing the world her cement-covered hands after her Hand and Footprint Ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theatre in Hollywood,” congratulations! You were correct.
Thank you for playing today’s edition of Can You Guess What’s Going On Here.
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