Amanda Knox, a tabloid fixture mostly known for being part of the worst semester abroad of all time, is engaged!
Fiancé Christopher Robinson, a Seattle poet, apparently, popped the question in an elaborate, space-themed setup, complete with what can only be described as an L. Ron Hubbard-esque plaque where he described their relationship as having “cerebral empathetic heat” and christened their betrothal the “Knox-Robinson Coalescence.” He didn’t propose with a ring because Knox “doesn’t wear them” according to an explanation at the end of the video. Mazel!