Cannibal Cop Gilberto Valle Is Back on the Loose
LatestHide your kids, hide your wife, because New York’s cannibal cop has been acquitted and his mother says he’s looking for a good meal. No, she really did say that. Probably without irony.
The New York Times reports that Gilberto Valle, who, if you’ll remember, was convicted for wanting to kidnap and eat women (NBD) has had his sentence reduced to “illegally accessing a police database” and is now thinking about practicing law so he can defend all the other people who are cruelly treated by the justice system for trying to find women to kill and eat for dinner. Valle believes that he can change how he’s viewed by the public and refuses to be known as the Cannibal Cop any longer. (That’s not how it works, but ok, give it the old college try.)