Cardi B Says She Misses Offset's Dick, That's All 

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Cardi B drinks five cups of coffee a day but only when she’s in New York. Same! But only cause I live here.

Less applicable to my life? Cardi states about three minutes into this Instagram Live chat that she really misses estranged husband Offset’s dick. “My gag reflexes are leaving cause I haven’t sucked dick in such a long time “ Cardi begins. “I miss it…a lot,” she says between sips of coffee number too-many, “I want it…in my throat…inside of me…demolishing me…destroying me.”

It’s a great little speech, akin to poetry, really, a seminal work, whispered with all the breathy languor of a perfume commercial. Caffeine is a hell of a drug. So is good dick.

Luckily both are plentiful and neither require going back to a cheating, spotlight-stealing man!

[E! News]

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