This foolish human thinks it’s a good idea to complain that one of his cat overlord guardians will jump over to one side of the gate, then loudly complain and whine to be “rescued” and put back on the other side. Oh silly human.
Cat: IT IS NOT MY JOB TO JUMP THE GATE, ASSHOLE. YOU WILL COME TO THE OTHER SIDE, PICK ME UP APPROPRIATELY, CARRY ME TO THE OTHER SIDE AND THEN WAIT UNTIL I HAVE TO DECIDED TO JUMP BACK OVER TO YET AGAIN COME AROUND AND GET ME. YOU WILL DO THIS UNTIL I SAY STOP, HUMAN.
Jeez, dude. Why are you trying to infuriate our cat overlords when we have achieved a steady peace with them? Come on. You’re not doing the rest of us any favors
