First, they took yoga and made it Christian. Now, Christian aerobics instructor Paul Eugene created an alternative to The Cupid Shuffle and the Cha Cha Slide called "The Sanctified Slide." "Shake the devil off" and do a Beyonce booty pop!
I’m not even going to front: I got excited when I saw True/Slant’s post about this video. The T/S team made some hilarious observations, especially that the guy in the back “resembles Kip from Napoleon Dynamite.”
But even better is the video itself. There’s just so much to watch. The “David dance” which is the aforementioned Beyonce booty pop, the Kip-doppelganger in the back missing the concept of the quick church clap, and Paul Eugene’s aggressive eye contact are all worth watching the 10 minute demo for.