CNN Punk'd By Ashton Kutcher; Brooke Licked Blood Off Kiefer's Head
- Ashton Kutcher elaborately pranked CNN and Ted Turner:
He threw a banner with his Twitter name, aplusk, over the CNN neon sign at the Atlanta, GA news center. Earlier in the day, he’d visited a restaurant owned by Ted Turner, Ted’s Montana Grill, and, with the help of some friends, neatly stacked hundreds of boxes of Ding Dongs in front of the establishment. Kutcher had challenged CNN to a Twitter race, saying he would donate 10,000 mosquito bed nets to charity for World Malaria Day if he beat CNN, and 1,000 if he lost. CNN agreed to do the same. “CNN lost. That’s what happened,” Kutcher explained. “I’m just fulfilling a promise I made … that I’d do this thing and I’m doing it.” [CNN]
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are indeed having some kind of Kabbalah commitment ceremony, but Jesus’s dad says it’s not necessarily legally binding: “I don’t know if there will, in fact, be a real marriage between Madonna and my son. It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kabbalah [or if the ceremony] will have legal validity.” Yeah, no way she is letting him near her cash. [Gatecrasher]
- Amy Winehouse‘s father says he fears for her life: “After she almost died twice from drug related problems, to see her walking, smiling – she has progressed so much. But now, if it’s alcohol instead of hard drugs – I don’t think I can go through that again. I’ve decided to distance myself, and whatever happens, happens. It’s her life. It’s her career. It’s her decision.” [Ok! UK]
- Britney Spears is taking her Circus tour to Europe, which means her kids are going, which means Kevin Federline is getting a free trip as well. [E!]
- Oh, nice headline: “Kelly Clarkson And ‘K-Fed‘ Hit The ‘Big’ Time With Weight Gains.” [Gatecrasher]
- Real Housewives feel remorse! Kelly Bensimon is sorry for being obnoxious to Bethenny Frankel: She emailed, “I honestly owe you an apology.” Apparently when Kelly went off on Bethenny there were other reasons she was upset: she had an ex-boyfriend “harassing” her “like crazy,” she was late because she had to “organize the girls to go to the beach” and, she claims, “My driver who has been with me since I was 23 told me he had terminal cancer.” [Page Six]
- The home of Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail, child star of Slumdog Millionaire, has been destroyed by the government. Authorities claim he and other families were squatting on land they did not own, and now, Azharuddin says: “We are homeless, we have nowhere to go.” [BBC News]
- In the new Essence, Jennifer Hudson opens up about her murdered mother: “I was always a mama’s baby,” she says. “I’d go and sleep in her bed until I was 15 years old.” Ugh. Sadness! She also says: “The thing that keeps me going is knowing that God is in control. It’s like, if He placed me here then I must be prepared.” [People]
- Details are leaking out about what really happened the night of the Met Gala: Kiefer Sutherland and Brooke Shields were both drunkety drunk drunk drunk; Jack McCollough did bump into Brooke; she did fall; but it had more to do with the fact that she was wasted and wearing heels. Brooke was fine, but Kiefer “insisted” that McCollough apologize, and then got all nuts and headbutted the designer. Kiefer had blood on his forehead and Brooke was like, “What is that?” A source says: “She thought it was a joke or maybe cherry juice and LICKED IT!!!!!” And! Brooke didn’t remember any of it until she read it in the paper the next day. [Perez]
- “Kiefer Sutherland talks Jack Bauer’s deathbed and what’s next on 24.” [LA Times]
- Practice your curtsey: Prince Harry is coming to NYC! [NY Daily News]
- Oh, good: A job for Lindsay Lohan! She’ll star in an “indie fantasy comedy” with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews (?!) and Alanis Morissette (!!). The plot revolves around a grad student who spends the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island and discovers an “eccentric community of characters” hiding a secret. And I’m here, to remind you of the mess you left when you went away… [Variety]
- Will Olivia Palermo of The City get a “job” at Elle? [Page Six]
- Remember that Absolutely Fabulous remake with Kristin Johnston? Fox “passed” after seeing the pilot. In other words, the project is dead, sweetie darling. [Deadline Hollywood]
- Susan Boyle rode in an airplane for the first time in 8 years, to go from Scotland to London for some voice lessons. This gave the paper permission to call her “The Airy Angel.” [The Sun]
- Peaches Geldof was actually heard saying “Don’t you know who I am?” while trying to get into a club in London. It didn’t work. [Daily Mail]
- Beyoncé and T.I. are the artists with the most BET Award nominations; Lil Wayne, T-Pain, Keri Hilson, Jennifer Hudson, Jazmine Sullivan, Kanye West, Keyshia Cole and Jamie Foxx are also up for prizes. Jamie Foxx hosts; the ceremony is June 28. [The Hollywood Reporter]
- Farrah Fawcett‘s video diary of her struggle with cancer airs tomorrow, but here’s a preview. [NY Post]
- MSNBC Scoop columnist Courtney Hazlett recommends the Gosselins of Jon & Kate Plus 8 “get out while they can” and “step off the reality TV gravy train and reclaim their lives.” She writes: “Celebrity that comes by way of reality only ends badly. Step away from that sippy cup of confidence that’s saying that you can still have the same appeal if you’re not together. Apart, you’re not the characters those 4.6 million people wanted to watch on TV.” [MSNBC Scoop]
- Katie “Jordan” Price and Peter Andre‘s split might just be a publicity stunt. Snooze. [Daily Mail]
- Jordan‘s dressage coach denies being involved with her. Also, LOL pix of Jordan in riding gear. [The Sun]
- This other dressage dude says Jordan‘s hubs Peter Andre is jealous and always has been. [Daily Mail]
- If you watched American Idol last night, you saw Alicia Keys asking people to text for charity as part of her work for Keep A Child Alive. [AP]
- John Mayer dated this model/actress and she’s been babbling and blabbing (blabbling?) about him and how he feels about breaking up with Jennifer Aniston, saying: “He’s never really got over it and he still talks about her a lot. He’s been playing guitar alone at night, pining over her.” Yawn. NEXT. [Perez]
- John Mayer once texted starlet Jessie James, “Let me tuck you in. I want to see you.” [Page Six]
- If you liked Cornify, you might like to Kanyefy, with the Kanye West shutter-shades inspired Kanye Vision Bookmarklet. OMG what happens if you use them together?!?!? [F.A.T.]
- Well now I feel really really old: It’s the 20th anniversary of Lenny Kravitz‘s debut album, Let Love Rule. He’s celebrating by issuing a remaster with additional material, and says: “If you had asked me 20 years ago if I thought the world would be a better place in 20 years, I would have thought yeah, I would have thought that we’d have some kind of evolution even if it was minimal, but in actuality we are in a much worse place as a global community and as just the planet earth, itself, environmentally as well. I’m not less hopeful. I take the position of remaining optimistic but there’s a much deeper hill to climb.” [AP]
- Whoa: Mel Gibson paid his wife to stay quiet about their separation, which happened three years ago. He agreed to give her $52 million per year. For that amount of cash, I won’t say another word about you Mel. Honest! [MSNBC]
- Rob Lowe and one of his former nannies have both decided to dismiss their lawsuits against each other; Lowe is still in another legal battle with a different nanny. [People]
- Barbra Streisand‘s ex, Jon Peters, is spilling secrets about how the diva was sexually abused by a slimy movie mogul and had affairs with three of her leading men. [Page Six]
- Cheers star John Ratzenberger has filed a restraining order against his 45-year-old ex girlfriend because she has “indicated that it is common in many country western songs for women to set the cars of their former boyfriends on fire.” [TMZ]
- Blind item! “Which infamously perverted actor should start checking his dates’ IDs? He may not realize that he recently went out with some serious jailbait!” [Gatecrasher]
- “It’s known that Jenny Craig has the best tasting food. That’s just a fact.” — Valerie Bertinelli. [ABC News]
- “That’s such a tough question. I would say, probably something in the health industry. It’s too late to go to medical school. I’d travel. I’d go back to the years that I never did what I’d wish I’d done, which was travel Europe and backpack. That sounds slightly romantic. What I would do? I don’t know. Maybe become a chef. There’s so much more to do. It’s almost overwhelming. I’ve gotten to a great place in my career.” — Jennifer Aniston, when asked what she would do if she could ditch acting for some other pursuit. [USA Today]
- “I am a real threat to cover ‘White Christmas’ this year. I’m warning you now: I’m ready, cocked and loaded.” — Iggy Pop, to Relix. [Page Six]
- “[Sunglasses] are seriously useful. I can sit in a show and if I am bored out of my mind, nobody will notice… At this point, they have become, really, armor.” — Anna Wintour. [Page Six]
- “I’m a completely different person than Lauren. I have a lot more energy. I’m more outgoing. I’m a little more spontaneous. And she has a boyfriend so she’s not dating on the show. I’m very open to dating and finding a guy.” — Kristin Cavallari, who is the new star of The Hills. [EW]
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