“The Christmas Shoes” is the worst Christmas song of all time, and it doesn’t even provide good fashion advice on what one should wear to heaven. Ding-DangBlog says:
Mom: Oh. Sweet. I’m in heaven.
Jesus: Sup.
Mom: Hey JC. Nice to see you. Hope you like my Christmas shoes. My son bought –
Jesus: Clear heels?!
Mom: Well he’s just a boy and-
Jesus: Down to hell with you, slut.
*Mom falls through a trap door. Voice fades as she falls*
Mom: BUT HE PAID WITH Pennies. pennies.
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