Comment Of The Day: 'Christmas Shoes' Is Jesus' Least Favorite Birthday Song


“The Christmas Shoes” is the worst Christmas song of all time, and it doesn’t even provide good fashion advice on what one should wear to heaven. Ding-DangBlog says:

Mom: Oh. Sweet. I’m in heaven.
Jesus: Sup.
Mom: Hey JC. Nice to see you. Hope you like my Christmas shoes. My son bought –
Jesus: Clear heels?!
Mom: Well he’s just a boy and-
Jesus: Down to hell with you, slut.
*Mom falls through a trap door. Voice fades as she falls*
Mom: BUT HE PAID WITH Pennies. pennies.

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