Comment Of The Day: Kourtney & Kim Take Your Wallet

Today we converted the costs of Kim Kardashian’s board book-length fairy tale marriage into units of $10 million, or 1 Kardashian. bloodlesscoup says:

Naming a unit of currency after the Kardashians insults units of currency everywhere.

Unless you do it like this:

1 penny – 1 Courtney Stodden, as in, “Goddammit, can’t we take these damn Courtney Stoddens out of circulation already?”

1 nickel – 1 Kardashain (interchangeable, thanks to their handy first names) because while they appear grand, their true value is actually much less than you would assume.

1 dime – A Snooki – generally benign, although small.

A quarter – Spencer Pratt, and only because that’s approximately the accurate percentage of his sanity that has remained after developing an infatuation with crystals. Will reassess upon receiving changing information.

Half dollar coin – A Paris Hilton. Net worth is greater than all of these folks, but we don’t see her around much anymore.

A dollar coin – Kevin Federline, because he’s probably not welcome in most convenience stores and/or vending machines, either.

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