Oh my god. Oh my god, Madonna. Madonna, I love you, I do. I gave you the best years of my life, Madonna. I know the rap and dance moves to ‘Vogue’. I’ve seen A League of Their Own approximately 80 times and I always cry when that lady can’t read good. I saw Die Another Day at the cinema and did not throw up into my own shoe even though there was an invisible car. An invisible car, Madonna. I pledged my allegiance unto you, Bayeux Tapestry-style, and I have kept my oath of fealty. The BARE MINIMUM I asked of you was that you don’t make eye-gougingly horrible movies about Nazi-sympathiser romance. Like, the absolute bare minimum. How was that too challenging? What can Nazis give you that I can’t? Madonna, I don’t think I can do this any more. I’m sorry. No. I’m not sorry. Nazis mean never having to say you’re sorry.
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