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Comment of the Week: ‘Trump’s Personal Bidet’
Take a guess at which Republican senator this comment is about.
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Once upon a time, South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham (R) was considered one of the most extreme anti-abortion Republicans and one of the worst people, in general. He hasn’t changed, but so many other GOP-ers are now consistently outshining him in terms of being a huge piece of shit—and Jezebel really hasn’t paid much attention to him lately.
But this week, he threw an embarrassing, sexist fit at the Munich Security Conference, over Trump not being allowed to purchase Greenland. Covering him almost felt like a return to a simpler, less fascist time. If there ever really was such a thing.
So this week’s winning comment comes from @Lipio, who commented on “Danish Prime Minister Squashes Lindsey Graham’s Sexist Remark Like the Little Bug He Is”:
Ms. Lindsay continues to excel at one thing and one thing only : Being Trump’s personal bidet
Elegant. Apt. Succinct. Never forget when Graham, in 2015, told CNN, “You know how to make America great again? Tell Donald Trump to go to hell.” Or, in 2016, called Trump a “race-baiting, xenophobic, religious bigot.” Takes one to know one.
See you next week. Usha Vance can also go to hell.
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