Gentlemen, gaze upon your crotch’s deliverance. A team of Washington, D.C. fashion designers has launched an Indiegogo campaign for their new product, Bloxers, a special variety of boxer that will shield your raging boner from view. That’s right: you can pitch a tent at work and proceed with your board meeting, happy, perhaps uncomfortably horny, but above all, protected.
Each pair of Bloxers contains a “deflector shield” that covers the crotch and thus conceals the inconvenient erection. But of course, each boner is its own anatomical snowflake, and this team is prepared to meet your particular needs. From Complex: