The smiling poop emoji is one of the few emojis that I feel I can use in just about any situation. When I’m happy, I’m a happy poop. When I’m sad, I’m a poop who is smiling through it. A new frown-y face poop emoji is being proposed, and excuse me for resisting, but I believe it lacks subtlety.
The Verge reports that it is actually someone’s job to submit emoji recommendations. The Emoji Subcommittee has delivered their proposed list of 67 new emoji characters for the release of Unicode 11.0 in 2018. If accepted, phone manufacturers will add their version to future software updates. We won’t know for sure if Sad Poop made the cut until October, but I’m confident in saying right now—hand in your resignation, sirs!