Donald Trump Loss Categorized as Win By Donald Trump By Anna Merlan | February 2, 2016 | 4:45pm Politics × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Donald Trump, who lost pretty badly in Iowa last night, would like to congratulate himself. Let’s all congratulate Donald Trump, a loser. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court Contact the author at [email protected].Public PGP keyPGP fingerprint: 67B5 5767 9D6F 652E 8EFD 76F5 3CF0 DAF2 79E5 1FB6 More from JezebelVery Normal, Very Cool: Government Agency Flew Same Christian Nationalist Flag as the AlitosOhio GOP Ignores Voters, Introduces Bill to Ban Abortion, Criminalize Abortion SeekersEverything Jezebel Loved (and Really Didn't Love) at Tribeca 2025 Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: