Drake Discovers Communication Theory


In today’s edition of Tweet Beat, Drake reads Marshall McLuhan (or reflects on this snafu), Larry King is not a fan of creased jeans, and Ke$ha goes Red Rum.

I am media. Hahahaha.
— Drizzy (@Drake) June 21, 2013
I just got jeans back from the cleaners and they put a crease in them – it really looks weird…
— Larry King (@kingsthings) June 21, 2013
haunted hotel room
— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) June 21, 2013
Paula Deen’s apology really killed her chance at being the 2016 Republican presidential nominee.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) June 21, 2013
Hey, Paula Deen. No. Sincerely, America.
— josh groban (@joshgroban) June 21, 2013
Woke up & can’t move neck. SUCKS!!!!! SMH (not really cause I can’t move the damn thangggg!)
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) June 21, 2013
Congratulations @AbbyWambach, the greatest goal scorer in the history of women’s soccer—you’ve made your country proud. #ChasingAbby
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) June 21, 2013
Since when do videos belong on Instagram?!? ������������������
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) June 21, 2013
Unfollow Friday: Perez Hilton.
— THE FASHION LAW (@TheFashionLaw) June 21, 2013
I’m going to drink gin and smoke menthols & if Angela Merkel’s got a problem she can say that TO MY BLEARY NON-CONPREHENDING FACE AROUND 1AM
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) June 21, 2013
“Sorry Angela – non comprenday.” *falls backwards off bench.*
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) June 21, 2013
Did you know that you need to put a wet paper towel in with fresh basil? @Oprah taught me that. It was an “aha moment.”
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) June 21, 2013
So u know when ur outfit looks better w/heels so u put ’em on but r bout to leave the house n grab flats 4 moment when ur feet start to hurt
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) June 21, 2013
just deactivated my OKCupid account so I’m back to meeting women the old fashioned way…in an airport lounge in Thailand
— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) June 21, 2013
Got big plans this weekend? Cause I do 🙂
— NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) June 21, 2013
Shit Jason just called Tara fanger & I feel like she took more personally than if he’d called her the N word. #SpeciesismIsDeep #TrueBlood
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) June 21, 2013
I modeled for the original silhouette of a foxy woman on truckers’ mudflaps.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 21, 2013
Don’t try and look me in the eyes while I’m shopping
— Lil Debbie (@L1LDebbie) June 21, 2013
People who tell other people about their dreams, in long-winded detail, need to be thrown into a cold body of water.
— Mark Duplass (@MarkDuplass) June 21, 2013
“This fall will Mindy Lahiri find love with a loping zombie or a Ghostbuster?” said a few of my writing staff if left to their own devices
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 21, 2013
Tomorrow: Global Smurfs Day
— AP Planner (@AP_Planner) June 21, 2013

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