Drunk Fan Rushes Britney On Stage; Pattinson Has Penis Implant?

By Dodai Stewart | May 4, 2009 | 1:00pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

A fan of Britney Spears rushed up on stage and tried to dance with Brit Brit on Saturday night in Connecticut. He was quickly surrounded by backup dancers and “escorted” away. There’s video. [Perez]
The dude in question (at Britney‘s concert) was drunk. He was arrested for breach of the peace and also booked for being “highly uncooperative” while in custody. [Daily Mail]
Madonna‘s case in the adoption of Mercy James will be in the Malawi Supreme Court today. Will Mercy’s biological father — who opposes the adoption — try to derail the proceedings? [Times of London, UPI]
Madonna and Demi Moore have bonded over Kabbalah and the fact that they both have younger men; a source says they’re hoping to arrange a double date soon. Do you think they’ll have milkshakes? One glass, four straws? [Daily Mail]
Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes hearts Lady GaGa! Madge and Lola went to Lady G’s show in NYC and Lourdes was “singing along to every word.” What’s amusing is that since GaGa’s megablonde and cartoonish, she’s almost like a young Madonna, no? [Gatecrasher]
David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning over the weekend. His 16-year-old daughter found him unconscious and he was “barely breathing” when they got to the emergency room. [Radar Online]
Amy Winehouse left the hospital — where she’d been after collapsing for dehydration — and went to a bar. [The Sun]
Angelina Jolie‘s “curved bullet kill” in Wanted has been nominated for an MTV Movie Award in a new category: Best WTF Moment. Possibly because MTV would love it if Angie showed up. [E!]
By the by: Andrew Morton, who penned biographies of Princess Di, Monica Lewinsky and Tom Cruise, will write about Angelina Jolie next. [Page Six]
Casey Aldridge, boyfriend and baby daddy to Jamie Lynn Spears, is out of the hospital after flipping his truck. A “source” says “They’re both at the house in Liberty [Miss.]… Now Jamie Lynn will have two babies to care for.” [E!, People]
“I’m not embarrassed about being bisexual,” says Pink, according to this disreputable paper. [News Of The World]
Pink has Twittered: “I just read that I’m bisexual. So 1991. Good thing people write articles about me so I can get my facts [straight].” Apparently the interview with the News Of The World was “entirely fabricated.” [NY Daily News]
Words you probably never thought you would see together: “Robert Pattinson‘s penis implant.” [Yahoo News via Bang Showbiz]
Crap. Jenny McCarthy has inked a deal with Oprah Winfrey‘s Harpo Productions and will develop a talk show, which, of course, Jenny will host. What do you think she’ll talk about? Autism? Anyone? [Yahoo News via Reuters]
Wolverine had an $87 million opening weekend, which is huge. But holding on to it might be tough: Star Trek opens this Friday. [NY Post]
Now that you’ve suffered through Wolverine, know this: Hugh Jackman will star in Ghostopolis, a flick about a man who works for the government’s Supernatural Immigration Task Force. His job is to send ghosts who have escaped into our world back to Ghostopolis. It’s what they call “high concept.” [The Hollywood Reporter]
A writer hangs out with famed trainer Tracy Anderson: “According to Tracy, if I commit to an hour of her exercise regime six days a week, for the rest of my life, just like Gwynnie and Madge (whose remarkable bodies she proudly takes responsibility for), a ‘teeny, tiny, lean and mean’ figure will be mine. Voilà.” [Daily Mail]
Scarlett Johansson‘s directorial debut — a segment for New York, I Love You — is going straight to DVD. It’s being called “unwatchable” and a source says, “It was really bad, so it was cut.” [Daily Mail]
Bethenny Frankel, one of the Real Housewives of New York, went out to a Hula-Hoop competition with a date… and the Times. She wore “a baby T and skin-tight Paige jeans.” And said: “”My friends call me ‘That Girl,’ like Marlo Thomas. Like, I’m in New York trying to figure it out.” [NY Times]
Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon says of her ex, the guy she allegedly gave a black eye: “What guy does that? He acted like he was Rihanna.” Her attorney calls Nick Stefanov a “jilted moron.” [Newser via NY Daily News]
Unsolicited uterus update: Elisabeth Hasselbeck says: “I’m definitely not paying attention to my pregnancy.” That makes two of us! [People]
Jay-Z is living in post-racial America, you guys. He performed at the University of Arizona and later blogged: “On the show as well were Third Eye Blind and Kelly Clarkson … I thought that had to be the oddest pairing ever, but soon realized it’s what I’ve always professed. There’s NO such thing as Black music or White music only Good or Bad music.” [MTV via RapRadar.com]
Rihanna‘s new man is an ex; she was seeing Negus Sealy before she “made it.” A source says: “He’s a really smart guy – clever, good looking, very cool. All the girls adore him and call him the Love God.” [Daily Mail, NY Post]
Victoria and David Beckham are house-hunting in Italy; he’s been playing for AC Milan while Vicky and the kids stayed in L.A. since the boys are enrolled in CA schools, but now that summer’s coming, it’s Ciao, Hollywood. [Daily Mail]
John “The Player” Mayer is single again. It seems that model he was dating talked too much. To the press. Although who knows. [Gatecrasher]
Cindy Crawford‘s husband, Rande Gerber, is being sued for sexual harassment by two female employees at a San Diego business he owns. [Page Six]
Someone asked Russell Brand if he would shag reported virgin Susan Boyle. “I don’t think I should be the one to do that,” he said. “Susan deserves a nice strapping farmer from the North.” Related: What is wrong with people?!?! [The Sun]
Gisele Bundchen rarely poses for pictures with her new husband Tom Brady: “Tom hates being photographed,” she explains. [Gatecrasher]
Mark McGrath is no longer the host of Extra, so he’s trying to make music again. Sugar Ray comeback album, people. Titled: Music For Cougars. Naturally. [Page Six]
Princess Eugenie was mugged in Cambodia. [Mirror]
Enrique Iglesias and his manager allegedly ran over the foot of an 11-year-old girl as they were leaving a radio station appearance back in 2007. Lawsuit alert! [TMZ]
A Little Britain movie could be coming to the United States. [The Sun]
Sting‘s daughter, Coco Sumner, fell and fractured her skull outside of a restaurant. She is recovering “well.” [Daily Mail
Vanessa Hudgens has settled a breach of contract lawsuit filed against her by a producer who worked with her very early in her career. [UPI]
Another day, another claim that Coldplay‘s music is stolen. This time it’s Cat Stevens — sorry — Yusuf Islam, who says: “There’s been this argument about Coldplay stealing this melody from Joe Satriani, but, if you listen to it, it’s mine! It’s the Foreigner Suite, it is!” [The Sun]
An excerpt from a Paul Newman biography has details about the actor’s relationship with Joanne Woodward — which started when he was married to someone else. “I was probably too immature to make a success of my first marriage,” Newman allegedly said. “Guilty as hell” was how he described himself about his first marriage, adding: “And I’ll carry it with me for the rest of my life.” [Daily Mail]
Blind item: “Which D-list rapper got in a hemp, er, heap, of trouble with event sponsors when he lit up a joint at their bash? They couldn’t kick him out because he was the ‘big’ celebrity name of the night, but they didn’t end up paying him.” [Gatecrasher]
“Famous female singers tend to moan and whine a lot about being famous. Damn, I’m Pink and my bank account hasn’t seen a red zero for a long time, and I can do what I love best — sing. Isn’t that something that makes life better?” — Pink. [News Of The World]
“When you come to film in Rome, the official statement to you is that the Vatican has no influence. Everything progressed very smoothly, but unofficially a couple of days before we were to start filming in several of our locations, it was explained to us that through back channels and so forth that the Vatican had exerted some influence. Was I surprised? No. Am I a little frustrated at times? Sure.” — Ron Howard, on shooting Angels & Demons. [AP]
“It is good fun and the part feels like it was written for me. Chuck has witty lines, gets to dress up and has very nice clothes […] [Sometimes] I [keep and] wear the suits. They’re killer, don’t you think? There is a lot of stuff I wouldn’t wear, but he really puts it together very well. The whole outfit just comes together as an interesting look.” — Ed Westwick. [Mirror]
“Nia is like a rock star over there. You walk down the streets of Greece and people just go nuts, it’s like you’re with Tom Cruise or something.” — Rachel Dratch, who is in the new Nia Vardalos flick, My Life In Ruins. [CBS News]
“I’ve always rather admired you but now I realise you’re an absolute ——. I’m only sorry I didn’t get a chance to kick you when I fell over – maybe next time.” — Judi Dench, in response to a critic who called her latest play “deeply dodgy” and “fit only for pretentious masochists.” [Telegraph]
“All of these shows are derivative of the shows that we used to do. The topics, some of the story lines, they’re all very similar to what we did every day on the show for 11 years. When you have dynamic people that have some sort of conflict and put them in a confined space together, it’s bound to be dramatic.” — Ricki Lake, new host of Charm School, thinks the reality genre is a lot like her old talk show. [NY Daily News]