Fess up: who stole Rusty the red panda from the National Zoo? Invite me over?
Rusty was last seen at The Smithonian’s National Zoo in Washington, D.C. at 6 P.M. last night. Where did he go? “He could be sick and hiding, or someone could have taken him,” according to the Zoo’s Twitter. Rusty!!!
Can’t the NSA tell us where he is? Keep checking Twitter for updates.
Update: Someone saw him in her bushes!!
Update #2:
Rusty the red panda has been recovered, crated & is headed safely back to the National Zoo!
— National Zoo (@NationalZoo) June 24, 2013
And they all lived happily ever after.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
