Everything Wonderful About This 1985 Pantyhose Ad By Kelly Faircloth | August 7, 2015 | 6:00pm In Depth × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! 1. Her pompadour. 2. Her fur coat, which she is inexplicably wearing indoors. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court 3. “Silk Reflections.” 5. Her jewel necklace. 6. Her fundamentally purposeless scarf. 7. “this is living.” 8. Her ALL-WHITE piano. (A Steinway, of course.) 9. Her mesh pumps. 10. The idea that there are fantasies about pantyhose other than removing them at the end of the day and then burning them. DRINK IT IN, GLAMOUR PUSSES. Contact the author at [email protected]. More from JezebelIt Took 25 Years, But Carrie Is Finally Burdened By the Weight of FamilyOhio GOP Ignores Voters, Introduces Bill to Ban Abortion, Criminalize Abortion SeekersEverything Jezebel Loved (and Really Didn't Love) at Tribeca 2025 Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
