¡Feliz Cumple, Señor Boosh! By Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | February 11, 2016 | 8:15pm Politics × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Happy 63rd birthday—that’s a little over four quinces—to Señor Jeb Bush, may your mamá rent you and Columba a bitchin’ limo with neon runners and, shit, because I feel sorry for you lately, tons of MDMA. !FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, HE’ BOOSH! Contact the author at [email protected]. Most Popular George Clooney Sounds Like a Lovely House Husband Ohio Woman Faces ‘Abuse of a Corpse’ Charge for Miscarriage in Another Post-Roe Nightmare Abortion Access Will, Once Again, Be Decided by the Supreme Court Images via Getty. More from JezebelCuomo Whistleblower on Zohran Mamdani's Win: 'We Will Force Change Whether Abusers Like It or Not'Susan Collins' Approval Rating Is in the Toilet 3 Years After 'Dobbs'GOP Lawmaker Blames the Left After Florida's Abortion Ban Nearly Killed Her Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
