¡Feliz Cumple, Señor Boosh! By Julianne Escobedo Shepherd | February 11, 2016 | 8:15pm Politics × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Happy 63rd birthday—that’s a little over four quinces—to Señor Jeb Bush, may your mamá rent you and Columba a bitchin’ limo with neon runners and, shit, because I feel sorry for you lately, tons of MDMA. !FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, HE’ BOOSH! Contact the author at [email protected]. Most Popular I Didn't Think Authoritarian Rule Came With This Much Secondhand Embarrassment Calling It Now: Jeremy Allen White Will Win an Oscar for His Springsteen Portrayal Hailey Bieber Deletes Perfectly Petty Justin Bieber Comment Images via Getty. More from JezebelKai Trump's Latest Content Gambit Is Cosplaying as a Person With a Real JobOhio GOP Ignores Voters, Introduces Bill to Ban Abortion, Criminalize Abortion SeekersEverything Jezebel Loved (and Really Didn't Love) at Tribeca 2025 Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
