Fifty Shades of Grey Wine Wants You to Drink It. Now. Faster.


In this life, we can wear many hats. E.L. James is not only a fan of dirty dirty sex writing, she’s also a vino aficionado. The scandalous (?) author is launching a collection of wines inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey, and they’re coming (sorry) to an Albertsons near you.

According to the website:

The Grey Red Satin is a blend of Petite Sirah and Syrah that has been aged in a combination of new and seasoned French oak barrels. The tasting notes include black cherry, cocoa powder, caramel, vanilla, leather and clove spice.
The White Silk wine is a blend of Sauvignon Blanc and Gewürztraminer, aged in stainless steel, and is meant to have floral aromatics of lychee, honey and pear, crisp grapefruit, mineral and butterscotch.

Tasting party, anyone? Just bring a bottle of red and your fanciest whip. (YOUR CAR PEOPLE JESUS.)

[via LA Times]

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