14. Nature Valley granola bars
13. pretzels
12. fruit fly carcasses
11. Chewable granola bars
10. Bananas (very ripe to overripe to Just a Buzzing Pile of Fruit Flies)
9. those fucking cashews
8. Any and all trail mix that contain chocolate
7. Fresh oranges
6. Pecans
5. Raw almonds
4. Pirate’s Booty cheesy puffs (knocked down in rankings because what are you even doing on the healthy snack wall)
3. Apples (unbruised to moderately bruised)
2. Bananas (underripe to ripe)
1. Maple Glazed Pecan & Sea Salt Kind Bars
