FYI: You Can Fuck Your iPad Now

By Kelly Faircloth  |  June 27, 2014 | 11:45pm
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Technology has just reached new heights: Fleshlight now makes an iPad case which allows penis-havers to fuck their iPads. It’s called the LaunchPAD. We are now one step closer to creating sexbots, which means we’re one step closer to seeing civilization implode in a blaze of sexbot-fucking glory.

The certified bonerologists at Fleshlight explain (via UpRoxx, h/t Ryan Broderick):

Align your favorite Fleshlight or Flight product and strap it in place with the included neoprene Velcro strap. Enjoy your favorite content or connect with a friend for some intimate face time.
Use the rugged handgrips on either side of the Fleshlight LaunchPAD and enjoy a completely new perspective. Explore using your Fleshlight LaunchPAD in a variety of positions, including keeping the device stationary during use – another great way to practice improving your sexual stamina!

“I love warming up my Fleshlight, finding some awesome porn, and going to town with the LaunchPAD,” says satisfied customer Captainbeefstik. And like I always say, if it’s good enough for a guy who calls himself Captainbeefstik, it’s good enough for me.

It looks like something you’d use to mount a GPS in your bass boat:

It is currently $24.99. If you’re planning on purchasing a giant teddy-bear vibrator, it’s really the least you can do for your gent.

I’m gonna go drink now.

 
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